Such high Hopes, Such false advertising... What a wasted opportunity. This article may offend our female readers, let me take this moment to apologize to both of them. Now when I saw Vida was the cover of Playboy, I texted Struggle 3 times to inform him of my discovery. Then I spent the rest of the time thinking of beautiful images of Vida’s butt cheek collaborations. Now, everyone knows that I’m an ass man. True and through. Nothing like a nice thick gumdrop and a thin waist. Hell, Vida is even among the gumdrop elite. But as I browse through my collection of leaked Playboy images, I come to realize, she’s made a big mistake.

Now all the world knows that Playboy IS the, BATS capital of the WORLD! They move more BATS per issue then a Louisville Slugger convention. But this is Vida, a woman known for the lovely curve of her derierre, not for her bouncing yum yums. Playboy does a good job, but her butt is never emphasized in any way, its all boobies and that is a bit of a disappointment. I think Playboy needs to diversify itself by adding more booty chicks in their mag, especially since there is a bevy of booty beauties bombarding the boulevard. The myth of a white woman with a phat butt is now a documented fact so, why not promote that in your mag.

Ahhh, now that's a spicey meatball!Though as a model, being able to say you did a Playboy cover and had a 8 page spread will open doors for her, on that level its a good look. As a fan of her… uhmmm, work, I think that she really needs to stick to spreads in KING, XXL, FHM, Stuff, Maxim, they appreciate and know how to treat a nice fatty. In all honesty i think the leaked tmobile images, she took herself, were more interesting then the Playboy spread.

I think it comes down to shattering the mystique. I just think its sexier to imagine what could be and by going all nude its deletes the mystery. Its like if Star Wars would’ve started with Darth Vader explaining why he was deadbeat Dad to Luke. [*switches to Vader Voice] “tshhhhh….Luke, look, cuuuhhhh, I wasn’t ready to be a father…” Thanks Vida, way to crush the heart of the booty faithful.

See now thats right were you belong...In FHM not on your back... wait...

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