Brok World Order!

guttaMan and I always argue which race is prettier uglier out of Gorillas (black women) and Yetis (white woman). We do this by going to lounges or other events to tally score. Even though I’ve been the clear cut winner, gutta will tell you otherwise.

Well, thanks to Tuesday’s American Idol, I now have an excuse to bring this game to the web. While watching the show, I felt like the New England Patriots when they signed Randy Moss and Wes Welker. Or when, Indiana Jones knew he picked the holy grail in “Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.” These ladies are my holy grail. They are my Moss and Welker. From the pictures you get a glimpse of these rare gorillas in action. It’s shame these pictures don’t do them justice. Imagine watching this in HD. Scary I know….

These two have set the bar in this game. From now on, whenever gutta points out a Yeti, he better hope they are uglier than Blanka. Seriously, this girl looks like Blanka from Street Fighter II: Turbo Edition. Not the regular Street Fighter. The one where you pick a different color outfit with either a punch or kick. Looks like someone pick the gold outfit for this chick. Your probably thinking that we are mean assholes at Brok Rec…..Well, you right!

Two Points (+ some bonus) award to the Gorillas.

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