Brok World Order!

Plot: A guy named Mr. Smith, [Clive Owen] sees a pregnant women being harassed by some thugs at like 4am in the morning. He comes to her aid by killing the dude with a carrot. Which he then proceeds to deliver the baby while simultaneously killing the fuck out of trained assassins using the most over the top outrageous gun moves ever created. Shooting out table legs to run up said table. Check. Pouring oil on the floor while sliding across said oil while still shooting every man in the room. Check. Driving a car head on with police van full of Mercs to only fly through the windshield and land in said police van and kill every Merc [9 by the way] without getting shot or scratched. Check. Clive over now the most OD person Alive. Damn, fucking diamond check!

Synopsis: Do you really need more info then this. He kills two people with carrots. Fucking Carrots!! This movie is like sin city, Jason Bourne and crank got drunk one night off of long islands, Itty, bitty, ditty bags, codine and vicadin. Had a threesome. The resulting kid from said porno then drank a gallon of Hard juice and chased that with hennessey shots and ate the legend of Chuck Norris. He then proceeded to write the script for Shoot’em Up. Thats how OD the shit in this movie is.

Final Analysis: He fucking kills people with carrots. Carrots man… You know what you’re getting going in. Plain and simple this is one some insane new next level. If you looking to lose some brain cells while watching the most unbelievable events ever captured on digital video download Shoot’em Up.

3 outta 10 for plot, 90 outta 10 on the ODometer… see what i did there?!?

by the way…thats a carrot in his hand… “Most OD man Alive…”

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