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How deep does the rabbit hole go?
14Feb2008 Filed under: BATs Week, Memoirs of a Porn Addict Author: guttaMAN
I’ve retired… again from watching porn. I’m officially the Jay-Z of the Porn watching world. I retired back in December. Woke one morning and gave the speech that we’ve all gave, the “That’s it! I’m done bitch. Get the fuck out of my house and take this fucking annoying monkey on my back with you, you filthy naughty, naughty whore!!!” Then you proceed to cast your collection into the depths of hell. Either dante’s DVD domain or into the robot devil’s external HDD hovel.
See I did the cold turkey, “I’m holier then thou,” Ctrl+A, Shift-Delete technique. But then I looked back at everything that I lost. Like the good ole’ days when I had a password for Bangbus [now a secret so guarded that Nick Cage might have to look for it] and proceeded to raid the dungeons of Ass Parade with my level 42 Mohawk Night elf. With it gone I lost well over 30 gigs… Sad I know. I KNOW. Don’t remind me. Right now you’re thinking “How could you possibly…delete so much porn?!” But my questions is to you and the thousands of lurkers out there, How much porn is lurking in hidden or mislabeled folders on your harddrive? Kittens & rose petals on the back up drive, yea I know about that too.
Ah well till then, its a Celibation BITCHES!!
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Brok Records is combined creative might of the most prolific rapper ever, guttaMAN and the magnificient vocal stylings of Struggle. Together they have transcended Rap and now spend their time Playing games, chasing girls and talking shit about music and movies.
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Struggle
February 14th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
You’ll be back…………..You niggas always be back.
m00k1e
February 15th, 2008 at 7:20 am
*pours out a lil liquor for the homies
Anerexic
February 16th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Yo man im one of those who declared to be rid of porn. I think that was one of the biggest mistakes ive ever made. I once cleared away all pictures, links, videos and folders from my comp as well as give OD my goodie bag of tapes. That was then. Ive recently(about 2 weeks ago) re-downloaded videos, but this time i didnt save them in limewire. I knew that there would be a time when id delete then and say that im done, but this time ive saved them in a folder on my desktop. I keep them just in case, lol. They are hidden in a folder i have with comic images(so my girlfriend cant find them). Bats! I love em, and as the General, i say that we all need then in our lives. Salute!
P.S. In case anything happens to me, i want someone to delete the folder.
guttaMAN
February 17th, 2008 at 8:50 am
funny thing is everyone posted comments but no one actually said how big their archive was? lol. Is that shame i smell?
Struggle
February 18th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Wow…The General of Bats? You can’t just come in the ring and think you can box with Ali.