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See what happens to people who partake in this contest? This is our first loser. Art Price Jr. an Ohio reader caught having sex with a picnic table in his backyard across the street from a school. Police Captain Matt Johnson said “The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.” A table… A table. What’s worst is he’ married with 3 kids. Even being married can’t help him win this contest. In other news, Art Price Jr. was just banned from all Home Depot’s nationwide. Hit the jump for sexy pics…

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