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Women Love guttaMAN, Yea i don’t get it either
11Apr2008 Filed under: Woman and shit Author: guttaMAN
Apparently, I’m a highly desirable man to the greater general public of women. Though I’m currently not dating anyone and I’m ultra single. I find that woman gravitate to me like well, fat chicks to free food. I’m not really sure if its because of my rugged geeky looks or my uncanny ability to not really care what they are talking about. But something about me pulls them in and once they check in they don’t check out.
Lately, I’ve found the world is shining its light of good female fortune on me. Beautiful women are popping up left and right, divulging secrets and demanding my oh so precious time. Weird shit has been happening too. Went to this interview last week then met up with my female homie afterwards at this bar down the block from the job. Upper East side hood, term I use very lightly. While eating I discovered the Hostess was this cute black chick with a fro, I love chicks with fros. <<will soon be a post look for it! Long story short she I spoke, she hollered, Shorty is gorgoues gorguoes gorgeous, she took my number. Got a free meal.
I’m on the train yesterday drawing semi hot chick sitting across from me eyeing me but not smiling, still don’t know why women in NY do that, I pass from talking because she got her defensive matrix up. Go back to drawing and struggling with a shitty no.2 pencil, look up shorty still staring no smile. Bitch. Bing Bong, Train doors open shorty walks up to me smiles then hands me a new kneaded eraser and exits the train. Nice Free swag.
Hung out with an old friend, took me out for drinks and food. Two old “friends” been trying Holla at the kid lately as well. Damn, it feels good to be brok! Free food, drinks, erasers. It must be the summer.
Its gonna be a hot summer and I’m not talking Starcraft 2 either! It does make me wonder: Is it me that’s getting these chicks to pop out or is it the impending warm weather thats lighting their fire? Either way I don’t understand nor am I complaining about it.
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Anerexic
April 11th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Youre a fool! What are you talking about man? Women love the Brok family. Those that know us, wonder to themselves. “Is he really brok? Or is he just saying that? He seems a bit too fly to be brok. Hmmm”. After that, its gotcha biotch! Its like with me, i gotta bust my hump to holla at chicks when im single. Thats why back in my single days, i used to go back to the women who knew what time it was. Straight NGB. New ones were always hard to find.
Thats why i gotta give it up to you and Lashes. Yall seem to get brand new meat. Now that im seeing someone, all the new new wants to come out to be friendly all of a sudden. Giving hugs and stuff. Wanting to have long conversations and ask about what i like to do on my free time. Bah! Biotch, i like to eat and sleep on my free time. Leave me alone. Of course id never actually say that though. Maybe it is the spring air thats getting up the noses of women in the NYC. Who knows man. Who knows. Sigh.
Anerexic
April 12th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
I need to ask a question. Sorry im posting it here, but i dont know if i can create my own topic. If i can, i dont know how to do it, so here goes. Since we’re talking about women and shit and how they all of a sudden come out of nowhere with theirs, i wanna know you guys take on big chicks. I remember a few years ago, when i was on a streak of going out with you guys downtown to the lounges and stuff, i used to say “Hey, big girls need love too!”. I meant it and still do.
Its funny how the slimmer, more physically accepted females are a bit more rude and really dont give me the chance to get to know them, YET the bigger females seem to flock to me like im a free buffet. I mean what gives? At the hospital where i work, theres about 2 females who were interested in me, and i actually have one of their numbers.
Just this friday that passed, i was at the bus stop and i saw a chick you was kinda chunky, but had a cute face. All i did was look at her briefly as she passed by, then she grilled me HARD. I dont mean the grill we all get from chicks that say “WTF you looking at nigga!”, but the grill that says “Hey cutie.” We started talking, and I SWEAR TO DAY within 2 minutes, i had her number. Shes kinda big, but shes not huge or anything. Its no secret that im seeing someone now, but ill say that ive been texting this new chick like crazy.
Like i always say, big girls need love too. Question is, do they need it from me? And do they get it from you all? Whats you guys take on teh matter about bigger women? Later folks!
Struggle
April 17th, 2008 at 9:26 am
lol….lashes. I just read that. F U, rodo. You gotta find new scouts bro. It’s easy to hook up with old girls, but like I told gutta. No more Remixes. I can’t do that anymore. Time to make new songs.
guttaMAN
April 17th, 2008 at 9:34 am
LOL, Remixes. I forgot about that one. We gotta add that to the dictionary. Like I said I’m getting a lot calls to appear on new songs but at the same time, I’m on more remixes then Lil Wayne right now. Summer is coming, time to find that joint that’s gotta keep me cool from June to labor day. I’m not talking SPF 40 either.
Anerexic
April 17th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Haha! Yo man, new songs are hard to come up with. Id much prefer to work on a track thats already been out, and just add a bit more flavor to it. Its like Will Smith’s “Summertime”. The joint is over 15 years old, yet its the best summer song of all time and you just gotta play it when it gets a big warm out. I know i dont want a new summer anthem. Sometimes remixes are better than originals too. Better start calling me Rod Diddy, cause i invented the remix kid. :o\
Struggle
April 18th, 2008 at 7:44 am
lol @ Rod Diddy. You are the king of the remixes.