Brok Records: We’re not just a movement, we…really need the money!
I was watching a piece on Kimbo Slice this week on ESPN. If you don’t know who Kimbo is, then you probably never been to youtube. He is a huge black dude (no homo) with a huge beard that knocks people the fuck out.
While watching this piece, I realize that Kimbo has reached a certain list few have ever reached. The “You can slap my Mom and I won’t do anything” list. Call me pussy. Call me whatever you want. But if Kimbo walked up and gave me a pound and then slap my mom, First I would tell her, Happy Mothers Day (Still haven’t gotten a gift), then I would say, take it like a man and keep it moving. Mom if your reading this, it’s for the better cause. Why should we both get knocked out.
If your wondering who is on that list of slapping my mom, it’s a short list that includes two others besides Kimbo. Iron Mike Tyson and Shaquille O’Neal. I’m talking about the Shaq from the Orlando Magic/Los Angles Lakers, who was making movies and rapping with Wu-Tang. Not the new Miami Heat/Phoenix Sun, Shaq. I would knock his ass out!
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guttaMAN
May 7th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
I knew i seen Kimbo some place before youtube. He’s from IntheVIP which totally shows my porn heritage is helms deep. lol. Kimbo could walk in my kitchen any day of week and cook some eggs. I’d ask him if he knows where the butter is then walk back in my room and go sleep. Praying he doesn’t kill me when he finds there no butter in the house.
That dude is a beast. Tito “Eli” Ortiz is hating, lol.
Struggle
May 7th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Wait WAIT!!! You watch IntheVIP? Oh my god? That has to be the worst acting in porn history. Back in my hacking/slashing days, I wouldn’t even think about wasting my time on their site. And on top of that you remember a guy from that shit?
guttaMAN
May 9th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Nah that was back in the Bad ol’ days when I had passes to everything. So i would stumble over there just to see whats new. Sad I know. Only reason I remembered him was because I used to wonder why this scary as black dude with glasses would be walking around in the background. He was like the bouncer or some shit. He never did any thing but make jokes. And look really fucking scary. Just like he does now.