I was watching a piece on Kimbo Slice this week on ESPN. If you don’t know who Kimbo is, then you probably never been to youtube. He is a huge black dude (no homo) with a huge beard that knocks people the fuck out.

While watching this piece, I realize that Kimbo has reached a certain list few have ever reached. The “You can slap my Mom and I won’t do anything” list. Call me pussy. Call me whatever you want. But if Kimbo walked up and gave me a pound and then slap my mom, First I would tell her, Happy Mothers Day (Still haven’t gotten a gift), then I would say, take it like a man and keep it moving. Mom if your reading this, it’s for the better cause. Why should we both get knocked out.

If your wondering who is on that list of slapping my mom, it’s a short list that includes two others besides Kimbo. Iron Mike Tyson and Shaquille O’Neal. I’m talking about the Shaq from the Orlando Magic/Los Angles Lakers, who was making movies and rapping with Wu-Tang. Not the new Miami Heat/Phoenix Sun, Shaq. I would knock his ass out!

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