Brok World Order!

Brok Dictionary

Over the course of the legacy that is Brok Records, we’ve accumulated a
vast vocabulary that leaves people baffled when we speak to each other
in groups. So to help alleviate some of the stress that our dialect
causes, we’ve decided to pull back the curtain and shed some light on
the venacular. Please pay no attention to lil man behind the curtain.

Beast: an ugly girl; someone the wingman has to pick up so the team
leader can accomplish the mission, the pretty girl

Beast Lord: lord of all beasts and can mentally control all lower beasts; the second highest level of ugly, a level only obtainable through genetic default

Grimlock: the highest level of beast stature one being can aquire. A grimlock cannot be controlled by man, woman or machine. Simply put if Optimus Prime, the greatest of all Transformers could not control him, then what makes you think you can?

L.A.P.P.: Low Access Programming; a stupid person. Someone with very
low brain power

Scouting: the process of looking for a few new girls to start dating

Practice: Depending on how rigorous the scouting is it can mean anything
from a date or having sex, see beat

#1 draft pick/rookie of the year: the top choice that comes from the
scouting report and has promise to become a franchise player

Franchise player: the next step from being the #1 draft pick; title
achieved when you’ve graduated up from rookie and become the girlfriend

Going for the chip: the process of going out for the proposal

Championship ring: getting married

OD: going above and beyond what is necessary to get the job done; being
overpowered: see Joe

CLASSIC: the next level of OD; to go above and beyond OD in everything
you do; see JOE

JOE: see OD, CLASSIC

Hamburger: excessive fat that accumulates in, at and around your
stomach; see quaid

Lollipops: porn

FUBU: the act of you have ashy lips and you needing to lick your lips

Bathroom warlock: the act of hiding out in the bathroom to sleep and/or avoid work while on the job

Yum yums: breasts and/or titties; see BATS

Gum drops: booty and/or ass

BATS: Big Ass Titties; see yum yums

Megatron: A nice ass. Well shaped and looks like it is appreciated by its owner. Some times transforms into weapon of destruction when it back flips into a close friends hands; see Vida Guerra

Galvitron: A really nice ass. This is the successor to a Megatron, much more powerful and doesn’t need any to hold it for you to feel the full power of its cannons when pointed at you; see Kim Kardashian

Unicron: An ass so insane you can actually walk on it. Fuck putting a drink on it, this ass has its own gravitational pull. You know when you see this you’re forced to say… “Orbilus Look ITS UNICRON!!!” see Cherokee the porn star

Celibation: The act of being celibate and trying to stay that way through isolation, sheer will power and partaking in the masturbation in times of dire need; see Lollipops

Cam Cam: Camera inside of a camera. Invention known only by Greenes

Swear on the water on 85th: Toxic water that is always located on the corner of 85th street of Manhattan, any time of year. Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall, you can find the water there. If you lie while swearing on the water on 85th street, you have to drink it.

Jet Li aka The One: Finding your soul mate or woman you want to have million of babies with before she goes and rips out your heart. She has you wa………oops. Just leave the Finding your soul mate in.

Blue herbs: is a mixed women of asian descent. Blue herbs a reagent found in resident evil games that when mixed with anything will only make it better. To this day, I have yet to see an ugly blasian woman.

I swear the day: see water on 85th street

F1: when someone is asks for help when you know they clearly have access to the information and are just being a lazy bastard and want you to do the work for them.

NGB: “Niggas Gotta buss”. When you have the chance to get some buns, but don’t have a condom on you and you do it anyway, you say “N.G.B” and dive in. If you’re kinda backed up and haven’t had any in a while and your only opportunity comes from a beast lord, you say “N.G.B” and go for it. When things get steamy and its time to bake that cake, but all thats available is the back seat, bathroom or park bench, you say “N.G.B” and let of a shot.