Brok World Order!

this is the greatest freestlye translation evah. i wish more freestyles were done in this manner. 

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Since my roomies and i have got our bootleg cable to work, we have gone from 4 channels to like 15! Yea son! BUT one thig we have rediscovered is our love of Telemundo and Univiscion! We play the “you-have-to-stay-on-the spanish-channel-until-ah-hot-girl-appears” game. Which usually last all of 5 seconds. I love these channels. Its ALL [...]

I stole borrowed Ped Egg from my roommate last week to see if it could help my destroyed dogs (my feet).  Well today on my power lunch I put the ped egg to work.  Let just say those are my feet that you are seeing in the above pic.  If you have $20 to spare, [...]

Continuing in my trend of educating gutta on asian women, i present China’s newest, and most controversial, fitness activity: pole dancing. The wonderful excerise and staying fit activity is for that young woman who needs to get her grind on. Aw dancing is a wonderful thing.:-D

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Son, in Flint, MI you can get 93 days to a YEAR in jail for saggy jeans. This is continuing the states wide trend to curve the violent saggy pants attacking our eyes w/ these young kids butt crack. i’m all for it! damn hip-hop kids and their disrespect for fashion. Honestly, there should be [...]

What can only be described as some form of nerd digital necromancy, not one but two of the greatest games to ever be created have both resurrected from the grave, Diablo III returns for more left clicking. With Diablo some how escaping his death YET AGAIN, it relieves me that Hell has such lax security. [...]

After nearly 3 years of posting erratic, insane and comical reviews, commentary and observations, the Brok Records Network has achieve the impossible, we showed up to work every other day nearly on time (does coming to work and going to lunch count?
In the course of this 3 year marathon, we’ve held a few contests, took [...]

Not since the creation of Long Island Iced Teas man created anything of this grand nature. Like the Ring that Sauron possessed, like the respect Optimus Prime commands, Flip Flop Eggos are the greatest of all Eggos. When they were created all other Eggos bowed its waffled body and pledged its allegiance for its breakfast [...]

Father’s day speech from Obama takin it to the dead beat dads out there. (shouts out to the good dads out there). i give obama props for holdin black folks accountable for their kids and the men runnin around actin like boys. even sharing his own experiences as a single family home. props, you know, [...]

Aw Bill O’Reilly aka Billo to his enemies, a champion of the idiots. He yells and screams and lies all the while w/ a smug look on his face. I have honestly agreed w/ him maybe 3% of the time in full disclosure. Keith Olberman has made a whole career off all the dumba ass [...]