Brok World Order!

Let this be very clear:
I have not seen the Lake House. 
But watching coming attractions for this movie has forced me to make observations, ask questions and even come to conclusions about this movie. Here is my forecast:
Question: How do you live two years apart from someone? is that even possible?
Observation: This world has the best [...]

Plot: Two crooked cops, Sancho played by Clifton Collins Jr. and Salim played by Cuba Gooding Jr. must face Internal Affairs for their role in the death of a innocent man.  However, before they testify they agree to take on one more “Dirty” mission which is handed down from LAPD’s top brass.  During the day Sancho questions the life [...]

 Quite possibly the coolest thing I’ve Ever seen done with Diet Coke [besides sitting steaks in it and waiting for the refreshing soft drink to eat away at the meat down to the bone] I bring you Diet Coke and Mentos set to music. Two wacky scientist having a lil fun on their down time [...]

Plot: The Worthington Company has discovered a mutant who negates the mutant gene in other mutants. His power is then genetically manufactured into a “cure” for mutants. This forces the mutants of the world to choose sides and mutant hijinks ensues….
Synapsis: why is this movie franchise even called x-men when a majority of every story [...]

Plot: Some dark occult is trying to stop a dime being dropped on Jesus for the last 2500 years and now its up to Tom Hanks and some european chick to bring this dark secret to the light.
Feeling during the first 15 minutes:

Tom hanks has a really big forehead in this movie.
Man somethings needs to [...]

This movie is destined to make $11 and that’s with the bootlegger take added in. First off, Vin ‘I live for this shit’ Diesel has hair. WTF. He looks like a predator in the poster. See his forehead?
He needs to get back to skateboarding with silverware, running up waterfalls and throwing lil kids into the [...]