Brok World Order!

Normally I wouldn’t post a song by someone hitting on my younger sis, but she went to the Gym Class Heroes concert in Philly and told about this dude name Tyga. I wanted to get a good look at his face before I went out and started killing innocent people. So I went to youtube and checked out his video Coconut Juice. I can say I’m kinda impressed. This could be a nice little summer banger for the high school kids. Tyga, you get to live another day bro.

I was watching a piece on Kimbo Slice this week on ESPN. If you don’t know who Kimbo is, then you probably never been to youtube. He is a huge black dude (no homo) with a huge beard that knocks people the fuck out.

While watching this piece, I realize that Kimbo has reached a certain list few have ever reached. The “You can slap my Mom and I won’t do anything” list. Call me pussy. Call me whatever you want. But if Kimbo walked up and gave me a pound and then slap my mom, First I would tell her, Happy Mothers Day (Still haven’t gotten a gift), then I would say, take it like a man and keep it moving. Mom if your reading this, it’s for the better cause. Why should we both get knocked out.

If your wondering who is on that list of slapping my mom, it’s a short list that includes two others besides Kimbo. Iron Mike Tyson and Shaquille O’Neal. I’m talking about the Shaq from the Orlando Magic/Los Angles Lakers, who was making movies and rapping with Wu-Tang. Not the new Miami Heat/Phoenix Sun, Shaq. I would knock his ass out!

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It being May we are deep in the playoffs where dreams come true as teams vy for that coveted championship ring. But seeing how my team didn’t even make the playoffs my dreams seem a little far fetched. So for me this is the off season and its time to make some changes to the lineup.

I’ve taken a few teams deep into post season, even came close to making a run for the ring but in the end the my franchise player wasn’t strong enough to carry the team. Years of rebuilding and restructuring has gotten the team primed and ready for a new run for the top prize. Too bad all the old players have bloated contracts, are negotiating with other teams and/or are missing practices. Looks like were heading for the draft again.
I’ve been scouting a few new locations, CLU and Afterwork State. Lot of the players have grown and sexy pedigrees but none have stepped out as a front runner yet. I guess this process might last through June like the Democratic nominee process. I just hope my choices don’t come down to a black man and an old white woman. Neither one of them can jump for my team.
Any body out there got a team ready for the playoffs or is the entire brok staff just playing with hopes of a better season next year?

I moving to the UK! Their humor is the best!
Dog + Anger = Pure Comedy!!

According to Gizmodo, Crank 2: High Voltage is being shot with cameras you can get from BestBuy. That is total poppycock compared to the real news that there is even a sequel. Have you seen this movie? It ends with Jason Statham falling a thousand stories from a helicopter. In the sequel, his magical super adrenaline heart, keeps him alive after hitting the pavement. Which is then stolen out of his chest by someone who appears to be the Mandarin in preparation for the Iron Man sequel. Now this is where the movie shines, JS is given a new robo-heart that must be continuously jumpstarted like a car from Fred Sanford’s junk yard.

Why are we doing this again?

The new trailer for Batman is set to drop this Sunday (May 4th), but thanks to people with cell phones and this thing George Bush calls, the Internets. You can watch it now. Rumor has it this trailer was shown to the elite few who followed all the latest viral marketing clues. I guess Warner Bros figured those nerds wouldn’t come equip with cameras. Anyway check it out before Warner Bros shuts down this site!

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