Brok World Order!

Honestly, how is this possible?  How can a clone make a song with their creator?  I swear when I saw Timecop, Jean Claude Van Dam couldn’t interact with himself or was that Total Recall.  Anyway, MIA swag and DNA biter Sanitgold has hook up with the originator to make a decent track.  Give it a listen and good luck telling the voices apart.  Dope picture by the way.

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Its a little know fact around the brok halls that I don’t dig white chicks. As much as I would like to, they just don’t do it for me…except Jessica King from So you think you can dance! Man since I seen her the first time i wanted to learn to dance just so I might have a chance to get close to shit chick.

Maybe its her flawless body, maybe its the fiery red hair (i do have a thing for fire), maybe its that damn dimple. What ever it is has got me blown away. Damn yo. My two step aint gonna cut it.

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where else would we find complete insanity like these guys moymoypalaboy lip-synching to Low by Flo-rida ( i think he might be from florida, not sure tho) and make it more hilarious than this dumb song is already. I love these guys another video is posted after the break. Fake mustaches + foreign music + oblivious patron making breakfast in background = hilarity ensuing… shout out to my girl Cyu who put me on. Check out her site: Qomplesso

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What the fuck does that mean any way? You called to say…hi. Ok, you just did.  Now what? Thanks you just wasted 3 of my day time minutes plus 5 of my life minutes. Ain’t no roll over for this shit. Where does this convo go from here? No one calls for no reason so let’s just stop lying to each other, say what’s on your mind and let’s get on with our lives. Thanks, buh bye now.

SEE! this is what i’m talkin about! when r&b singers were SANG-ers. this is a slow song on that “girl i’m tryin to jump the broo w/ you!” variety. just don’t make em like the used too. jeasse powell, yea YOU remember! i see you old fogies out there.