Brok World Order!

Fuck what you heard about video game movies and their descent into oblivion… and no not that game. this is the max payne trailer and this shit looks legit. Like it would survive on its own without the game tie in. Enjoy the trailer.

Son, in Flint, MI you can get 93 days to a YEAR in jail for saggy jeans. This is continuing the states wide trend to curve the violent saggy pants attacking our eyes w/ these young kids butt crack. i’m all for it! damn hip-hop kids and their disrespect for fashion. Honestly, there should be a law against hipster skiny pants. they style offends me and i KNOW their balls are none to happy uoo.

As the title says, you are looking at the first six minutes of the greatest super hero movie ever made.  I know I’m OD’ing at the moment, but can you blame me.  I might be taking off next friday just to see this movie in the IMAX. I predict this movie makes close or over $127 million during it’s first weekend.

This is ripped from the Batman Begins Blu-ray disc, just in case any of you Nerds wanted to know.

What can only be described as some form of nerd digital necromancy, not one but two of the greatest games to ever be created have both resurrected from the grave, Diablo III returns for more left clicking. With Diablo some how escaping his death YET AGAIN, it relieves me that Hell has such lax security. If it didn’t one of my favorite TV Shows wouldn’t exist. Maybe young Sam will become one of the remaining 5 character classes.

Stay tuned as we get closer to the 2024 release date of D3. My daughter will be a mother by then and I can start teaching my grandkid how decimate hell’s minions.

After nearly 3 years of posting erratic, insane and comical reviews, commentary and observations, the Brok Records Network has achieve the impossible, we showed up to work every other day nearly on time (does coming to work and going to lunch count?

In the course of this 3 year marathon, we’ve held a few contests, took a few trips and even tried to better ourselves. We’ve seen a new game console generation be born, the ressurrection of not one, but two of our favorite addictions past times. Shit, we’ve even had a special week dedicated to our favorite nocturnal mammories mammals.

Special shout out to my Co-Owner of the BRN, Struggle, I couldn’t do it with out him he keeps the site running when I’m on haitus (which is all the time.) YOU THE MAN NOW DAWG! Shout out to my man murder M00k1e, the man that keeps the gas in the engine of BRN because me and Struggs refuse to pay for it, lol.  Your name is hard as shit to spell.

A special Fuck you to all the other members of brok who love to rep but never contribute. You bastards are totally hated and I would withhold your pay if we ever…paid you fuckers.

Thanks to Mindy, Susan, John and Michael our entire reader base. With out your daily 4 visitor impressions there’s no way we could maintain our ad space. You guys fucking ROCK!!

Happy Independence day. Watch out for the Brok 3 Year Anniversary Coming August 5th, 2008! Now Brok the FUCK OUT!

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since gutta hasn’t been posting much, i have decided to see if i can lure him outta his cave w/ his weakness, HOT ASIAN WOMEN! (and well endowed i might add). it might work, we’ll see. I tried w/ the below post of WOW and now asian women. over at AskMen.com, they have the top 10 “gravure” idols. gravure basically means no nudity but some of them wear so little bikini’s that its not that big of a deal. either way, enjoy gutta! one day you will make out to asian girl promise land (aka California) and see for yourself.