Brok World Order!

Not since the creation of Long Island Iced Teas man created anything of this grand nature. Like the Ring that Sauron possessed, like the respect Optimus Prime commands, Flip Flop Eggos are the greatest of all Eggos. When they were created all other Eggos bowed its waffled body and pledged its allegiance for its breakfast dominance.

I like The Onion, much like Colbert and Stewart, they poke fun at the absurdity that is “news” and how it is presented to us. Below are two fake news shows w/ the same quality as the ones most people watch. “The World of World of Warcraft” and “Politics for people who don’t give a damn” lol enjoy

*Please excuse any misspelling in the following rant*

As I get older (not gutta old), I realize it makes no sense to roots for teams.  I’m better off watching games and looking at basketball as a whole.  I’m neither a Celtic or Laker fan, but I couldn’t help but root for Kobe and the Lakers.  Only to get my heart broken and blood pressure up a few notches.  But the NBA of today is not the NBA of yesteryear.  I grew up watching Jordan, Pippen, Drexler, Barkley, Ewing and all those great late 80’s and 90 teams.  I missed the Bird and Magic years by a couple of years. 

Today’s NBA is filled of young, flopping and highlight playing boys.  Look at the pic above.  You telling me this kid couldn’t be an undercover cop on 21 jump street.  How young does he look.    But I digress.  The only reason why I’m writing this rant is because of one man, Paul “The Truth” Pierce.  If there is a bigger bitch and flopper in basketball, show me.  Granted he got in Kobe’s ass during the finals run, but can you play ball bro?  Why all the sighing and extra flopping when someone bumps into you.  I never seen Barkley fall on the floor and fake a knee injury.  How the fuck do you hurt your knee, leave on wheelchair and come back out two minutes later?  Thats the problem with the NBA today, to many actors and not enough players. 

Father’s day speech from Obama takin it to the dead beat dads out there. (shouts out to the good dads out there). i give obama props for holdin black folks accountable for their kids and the men runnin around actin like boys. even sharing his own experiences as a single family home. props, you know, this guy might be a good president.

Aw Bill O’Reilly aka Billo to his enemies, a champion of the idiots. He yells and screams and lies all the while w/ a smug look on his face. I have honestly agreed w/ him maybe 3% of the time in full disclosure. Keith Olberman has made a whole career off all the dumba ass things this fool says and does. He is famous for sending his lackeys to “ambush” people, TMZ-style, and try to get in their face for shocking questions. Well, Bill Moyers (OG journalis up there w/ Dan Rather) punked Billo’s staff at the MEdia Conference for Reform recently. For non-news junkies, this was a conference callin out the media for being idiots (see “obama fist bump“). Peep the journalist smacked done! Couresty of Freepress.net.

….I’ve been watching this for the past two weeks….Honestly, it shit like this lets the world know that Michael Jackson is the greatest. Let the record show that the past two post I found a way to incorporate The Glove One. Coincidence? I think Not!!!