Brok World Order!

So i’m not one for jamba juice. ANY drink that is the price of a damn meal cannot be good. however, w/ the recent revelation of the “secret menu” i might have to reconsider my stance on jamba. true, many other places have secret menu’s like in-n-out burger(ya NYers don’t know nuttin bout no in-n-out burger!). but seeing the stuff on here i am intrigued.  according to wikipedia:

Flavors include: Passion Berry Breeze, Strawberry Shortcake, White Gummy Bear, PB+J, Pink Star, Skittles, Red Gummy Bear, Fat Lion, Sourpatch Kid, Now and Later, Push Pop, Green Gummi Bear, Raspberry Dreamin’, Pineapple Dreamin’, Tropical Tango, Pacific Passion, Berry Depressing, Apple Pie,Cocoa Puffs, Fruity Pebbles, Chocolate Ice Cream, Rainbow Sherbet, Andres’ Surprise, and Lemonade Lightnin’.

*pic by Chunny @ vaindeer.com

As i get older i realize more and more how hip-hop is a youth culture. when i learned about ALL aspects of hip-hop, i was taught it was about innovation and invention. Making something outta everything like kung fu moves in bboying, traditional art in graffiti, old school records into new records w/ djing, and finally the gritty-real life poetry of good ol rap music. I am 28 (looks at old man gutta), an 80s baby and a 90s kid. i liked fresh prince, wore BK nights, had a parka, flat top, and stone wash jeans (bugle boy son!). but i’m older now, i dont need a flat top, gold chain, shirt extra medium n tight tight tight pants to be cool. enter hipster rap. *sigh

If I was one of these hipster rappers, I’d be more concerned with the fact that that terrorist scarf around your neck shit makes you look like a fruit. Seriously. What kind of black man in his right mind wears the same shit around his neck as motherfucking Rachel Ray? -bol of xxlmag.com

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*disclaimer: i dont think ALL white people are dumb, just maybe the midwest ones or the ones on tv. damn! now i alienated our midwest fans, i see montana, what it do south dakota!)

Aw, obama. Threw you the rest of the U.S. of A. shall learn to be cool. From dusting the haters off your shoulder, to bumpin outkast (only when your daughters aren’t in the car, of course), to know the “obama fist bump” aka “daps” aka “knuckle-bump”. Top that with the meeting loves the fact that obama and his wife act like they love each other by being affection and touchy-feely. Yup, obama’s hittin that. *sigh..for further analysis i turn to a fellow black man:

I’ve heard a lot of seemingly silly things in life, but never have I heard anything as innocently ignorant as a “Fist Bump!” I am a proud Black man who believes strongly in sharing my culture with those who otherwise would not get it. Such as the case is with Presidential Nominee Barack Obama I feel. This is called “DAP,” or simply a cultural handshake. -wd paterson

I have a list of top dancers of all time, and Chris Brown has moved to #2 on that list.  The shit this kid does is incredible.  No disrespect to Usher, Ginuwine and Drewminati.  But at least I can try what those guys do.  If I attempted some of Chris Brown moves, you guys would be visiting me in the hospital.  I went to a break dancing competition this past weekend and just been amped.  Where the fuck are all the B-boys at?  Lets take over club this summer.  When I say Lets, I mean me being there to cheer you on and hold your jackets.

Check out the vids featuring Chris Brown below

Chris Brown vs Adam Sevani

So beisdes givin the world the term EVO and cookin a mean grilled cheese sandmich, RR doubles a terrorist lovin fashionista. Once again. PEOPLE ARE DUMB. if shes a terrorists then 90% of my hipster block in williamsburg havin been plottin the downfall of america for the past 4 years over latte’s, tv on the radio shows, and PBRs. Basically, Dunkin Donuts pull the ad cuz…aw hell, read below

This undated photo provided Wednesday, May 28, 2008 by Dunkin’ Donuts shows a recent online ad featuring Rachael Ray. Dunkin’ Donuts said Wednesday it canceled an online advertisement featuring celebrity chef Rachael Ray after complaints that a scarf she wore in the ad offers symbolic support for terrorism.
(AP)

You know how they say black people are fond of chicken, well that’s how I feel about Kenna.  This dude can do no wrong in my eyes.  A couple of weeks ago I saw a clip (above) of Kenna, Lupe, and  Mikey Rocks (The Cool Kids) working in the studio.  Son, that’s like Batman and Superman joining forces.  Two of my favorite artists on one track.  Give it a listen, and if you understand what the fuck Lupe is talking about I’ll buy you a round this Friday.  But ya gotta find me!!!  Check the track below