Brok World Order!

I’m back baby… Naughty America… here. I. come! [pun absolutely intended]

The continued battle against the file sharers intensifies like riots in France, the RIAA [Really Irrational Anal ASS-ociation] strikes down yet another fellow soldier. Grokster has been killed in action leaving young teenage boys and lonely college students with one less method of downloading hentai and naked photoshopped pictures of Jessica Alba, Halle Berry and Janet Jackson. Oh wait we can get real photos of janet… Grokster.com As you can see on their site, has finally succumb to the will of lawyers, Uri’kai and fears of litergation.

Pffhh! do a lil jail time for the sake of the cause man!!! What’s $50 million to 50 million gigs of misnamed Tupac Remixs? Support the Public trust man! Now where will we get our music, office/graphic software, elicit pictures of naked women and of course porn… well probally from the other 5-10 other progs that has or will pop up over the last 5 and over next 5 months. Like roaches as you kill one, 20 more appear when you go get that midnight snack the next day. So fear not, unless they figure out a way to close the internet at night, free stuff will always be around in one form or another. As long as there’s a way we’ll get you the info on how to get it…

Ok at least the last movie didnt suck. This has become the quality mark we’ve come to strive for in our wookie filled, jive talking alien and swashbuckling lightsabre adventures. at least it didn’t suck. well look at the new lows our beloved series has hit. i have video of an easter egg from the new dvd, where yoda is seen breakdancing and rapping… who knew yoda kicked it with the homeboys?

http://gorillamask.net/yodadance.shtml

the funny thing is yoda sounds mistakingly like Mos Def when he raps… first hawking SUV’s now ghost writing for alien midgets. Mos we knew you well. so guess this story should be called “what happened to Mos Def?”

Now this is how you make a sequel. In all honesty i think this is the best new series of movies to come out in a long time. Especially in horror genre. “Oh Yes, There WILL Be Blood!” That is not a gimmick people, there’s alot of red juice flowing around in this flick.

When you make a sequel the goal is to improve on the original in story, effects and character advancement. In Saw II they succeed on every level. The main villian gets a name to help along with his franchising ability which he lacked in the first movie. I can see jigsaw shirts, posters and plush toys coming by next summer. the flow of the movie is a bit chaotic because at 90+ minutes alot of information is needed to be relayed in a very short time. But somehow it all works and keeps you guessing the whole time during the movie. There is a method to the madness that leaves the sadistic lil maniac in all of with a blood soaked smile.

If you want a good thriller that will scare you and fuck with your mind at the same time, SAW II is the way to go. This is the best of the new age horror movies hands down. I was thoroughly pleased and felt like my $10.50 was well spent. Unlike that crap of movie “the Fog.” That director and Struggle both owe me $5.25 a piece. The fog can go eat my shit. I hate that flick and for it ever to be spoke about in the same frame as the SAW series is like saying eric anderson, from the knicks back in the day, can be compared to michael jordan…

what i learned from watching SAW II: If a spooky demonic robot clown tells you not to do something your better off listening to it.

Nah we didn’t get funding, that would go against everything we believe in. But the way Brok has functioned over the last 5 years has definitely ended. I mean there’s only a few members who really make an effort to work on this in any fashion. Even with me doing most of the work people still blow it off. So to them i say good luck at your new job. To those who actually come through, who make the sessions and just all in all rep brok hard, thank you. You still have a job. Everyone else, K.I.Q. 2, see you in the spring.

On that note, the final closing [there's been like 4] of Four Freedoms Plaza the home of all brok artists. I’m closing the doors on that place [partly because i didnt pay the con ed bill, mostly because we got evicted.] Either way it will be best come the new era of brok. in the meantime here’s the last song released by brok records as you knew it…

Brok Radio Freestyle feat. guttaMAN and Anerexic

October 22 will live in infamy. It was the day I broke my 30 day porn free streak. I could have went a little longer, but getting hard watching Sue Simmons and Star Jones let me know that I had to release the pressure in my pants. There is no telling what I would have down if I went another 30 days without busting. I have a bet with one of my female friends that I can’t have sex until the end of this year. It was a bet that I know I can win. I don’t have sex on a regular basis, well, unless I want to. If I was having sex on a semi-regular basis, then this masturbation addiction would have taken a backseat.

October 31 will no longer be known as Halloween. It will be known as the day that I got a hold on my masturbation addiction, no pun intended. There are some tactics that I will employ to stop me from masturbating:

1. P. Ewing,need I say more?
2. Grab a Holy Bible and Crucifix as soon as I get in the mood
3. Watch Star Wars Episode I-III, non-stop….yuck
4. Shaq in his laker uni!

That is all I can think about for now. If you have any more tactics then please let me know. So, in closing don’t bother me for the next 3-4 days, I will be living it up in the world of porn. I will be going out with a bang and I do mean that literally.