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Mike Shinoda, you may know this dude from a little group called Linkin Park. Linkin Park is a Grammy winning group that has sold over $35 million albums worldwide. Well, how do you stray from a group that has sold over $35 million albums? You release a solo album, that’s how. Late this summer I heard a song called “Remember the Name” which was very impressive. Recently, I got my hand on a Fort Minor Sampler and gave it a spin. Only a six track sample, but it has many different moods and themes. Not only will fans of Linkin Park will be satisfied, but fans of hip hop will be will see Shinoda as more than just the guy who raps with a rock group.

The Rising Tied, the much-anticipated debut of Shinoda’s Fort Minor, will be released by Machine Shop Recordings/Warner Bros., in Fall 2005. Executive Produced by Jay-Z (who collaborated with Linkin Park on 2004’s Collision Course), The Rising Tied is produced and mixed by Shinoda, who wrote every track, played nearly every instrument and “slaved over every detail.”

There are some great guest appearances on this album, among them are Machine Shop acts Styles of Beyond and Holly Brook, as well as Common, John Legend, Kenna and Black Thought (of The Roots), among others. Now this album won’t change hip hop, but it a fresh change from today’s tired lyrics. Hate it or love it, I hope this under dog makes it on top.

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MTA has proposed reduce fares for the holidays in NYC. While that sounds nice and dandy, I know they have something up their sleeve. On the November 8th ballot, New Yorkers get to vote on the “Rebuild and Renew Transportation Bond Act.” A few proposals of this act include new subway and commuter railroad cars, new local and express buses, track replacement, tunnel lighting, and a second ave subway line. Why would the MTA ask us to vote on improvements we want and need? The reason is, in two years there will be another fare hike. The MTA will tell the public that they voted for these mass improvements and for them to be finished they will need more funding. Just three months ago, the MTA announced a $212 million plan to install a surveillance system throughout its 468 subway stations, nine bridges, and tunnels. The same MTA that raised the fare because they need extra money, only to find the extra money they need three months later. How the hell is the MTA reckless with millions and millions of dollars.? How do you say we found the money that we thought we didn’t have, but we aren’t going to lower the fare that we just raised. Fuck the MTA. When the few of you who do vote go out to the ballots, please do not vote for this stupid as Bond Act. They didn’t ask us if we wanted a surveillance system, why ask us if we want tunnel lighting and track replacements. These are improvements that should be just as mandatory as the surveillance system. Don’t let this Holiday Discount fool you. You have been warned people.
I know no one will read this because it isn’t comedy, but in conclusion I like titties! C Cup and up titties!

I like to give the oscar for the best actors to the members of Brok Records. yesterday i met up with them after they came back from the theatre. “yo, the fog was hot!” “you gotta see it!” “I was mad scared!!” So with such a riviting review from my fellow brokicons, where could i go wrong? I went wrong by buying a ticket.

Now im no movie expert but shouldn’t a horror movie be…well horrifying? This movie lacked any thing worth mentioning. No scares, no cool characters, no purpose. I mean i wont spoil the movie but what you think the fog is after isn’t really what its after AND when you find out what they are after you want to go after the company who made this movie. The scariest part of this whole movie is when i found out it was about 2 hrs in length. I couldn’t wait to get out of there. On top of everything else its very predictable. They might have well just took any other cliched horror movie and just pasted a cutout of some fog on the killer because they had everything. The chick running through the forest, the indication the killer is there but isnt really its someone coming to say “hi” , all the way to the one token black guy who gets funky with the jive talk! WTF was i thinking going to see this movie… its about a killer fog. this is the premise for my next movie, its called Some Mist its about a misty day when the mist gets mad and kills an unsuspecting town by creating condensation on the floors of bathrooms townwide causing people to slip while coming out the shower….

Brok Rating 3 of 10….

I had to do it. I couldn’t take it any more… ten gigs of lust and busts was slowly spreading its 44dd’s and 50 inch ass across my harddrive. SO with my will power slowly diminishing and the urge to splurge, if you get my drift, continues to get worst I had to take desperate measures. For all those who are struggling with this addiction, here is a 3 step program that will lead you in the right direction:

Step ONE: Press control+a: This will highlight all the porn thats holding your harddrive ransom.

Step TWO: Press Shift+delete: This will banish all the offending sexy antics of naughty america and bang bus off your HDD.

Step THREE: take a cold shower… wake up the next morning free of porn, yet going through withdrawal…

How dope is this new Alica keys song? Dammit. I hate R&B but i stay walking around singing this song… I really need a girl… UnBREAKAaaaaaaaBLeeeeEE!!! if someone has this can you email me with it… thanks!

Today had to be by far the hardest day for me. This morning, I woke up late to go to work. While I was getting dressed I decided to check out what was new in the porn world. It was 5 minutes of checking, but 5 minutes I couldn’t afford. So I make it to work 10 minutes late and see that my boss is barbecuing aka giving me the grill. So I get dress and proceed to sign students in for registration. My bosses sister works with us and she is an above average looking chick. She has been feeling me since day 1, but I just brush off…….but not today. I told her to meet me in an empty class room. I can’t have sex until the last week in December, because of a bet with a friend of mine. I have no idea why I told her to come in the classroom, because this girl started talking about how she couldn’t have causal sex because she has been there and done that. I was in such a beast mode I was tempted to tell her lets start a relationship, just so I could hit it right there and then. That is not even the worst moment of the day for me. When I got home I put the PISTOL in my hand….yep, and you fuckers know that it is fully loaded. I proceeded to pull the trigger, but I just thought about what would happen 10 seconds after I was done. I just couldn’t push myself to do that……..Truthfully, my younger sister came home, so I had to stop.